Σάββατο, 1 Ιανουαρίου 2011

The Theory Of The Parking Spaces

Greetings universe! Coincidentally the birth date of my blog is also the first day of the year. So yeah, I woke up today (after a pretty long night, which involved a significant amount of alcohol) and decided that it was about time I created a blog where I could spam freely and endlessly about nothing in particular.

I’d like to begin my constructive and educational  spamming with a theory I recently came up with, which I have decided to call "The Theory Of The Parking Spaces". It revolves around the fact that women are like parking spaces in a big city. While that might seem a bit unorthodox and you’re probably thinking right now “What is this guy on?”,before you close the blog’s tab and go to something like youporn which is constructive and educational as well, let me explain. Like good parking spaces (near your house,work,local bar,etc etc), 8s* and above are not that easy to find. However,when you come across a nice space and finally park your car after some long minutes/hours/years of circling the block you realize that other, better parking spaces than the one you just conquered(notice the metaphor!) are free and waiting for you. The same thing applies to women. After  you’ve spend a significant amount of your time in bars,librarys,gyms and wherever it is you search for women nowadays and finally find one you like,you realize that others,that you like even more, are now available. Thus the connection between women and parking spaces. As a side note I’d like to point out that based on that theory,parking lots would be the equivalent of a whorehouse due to the fact that you have to pay to park there. The difference is that when you actually park there you don’t feel any shame if someone sees you,which is a common occurrence for most people when “They park their car” (Yeah I know :D) in a whorehouse.

*Women are categorized on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the hottest ones but you probably already know that if you’re wasting your time reading this blog.

So this ends today’s session. Until next time!
                                                                                                                
                                                                                            Xo Xo Gossip Girl Mr. V

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  1. i believe that if u find a parking place that is suitable for you, you dont even bother looking around to see if there is any other parking space available....

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  2. if u find the perfect parking place, and u dont have to walk to ur destination yes. u wont bother to look for another parking place... but if u park a block away u will probably notice the available parking places (if there are any of course) as u are walking by...

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  3. by the way, accoring to this theory, a "permanent" parking slot is like marriage?

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